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Tiger Woods - Now a hacker like you and me.

Tiger Woods has come to hate golf and wonders why anyone would play the silly game if you were a useless Sunday hacker.

Tiger Woods stinging criticism of golf came following his recent display at the USPGA at Whistling Straits.

‘What a complete waste of time golf is! In all my years playing the game I had never realised how frustrating this stupid game must be for the average player,” he announced after his disappointing final round 73 left him in 28^th place.

Tiger Woods had never hit a double bogey in his life until this event but now has 3 chalked up beside his name thanks to the punishing course.

Randy Klipo III, the US PGA media spokesman, was rather forthright in his assessment of Woods.

“He is on the verge of being a hacker like the rest of us following hit dip in form. We think it is fantastic as he now knows what golf is like for the majority of the world.”

Woods is a shadow of his former self and looked like a Sunday golfer as he hacked his way round the bunker dotted course with hooks, slices, duffs and mulligans that would have made a 36 handicapper frustrated. Interestingly while most of us hack our way around the course with a smile, Woods has been seen with a smile for the last 6 months.

To make things easy on playboy Woods, the US PGA is considering giving Woods a handicap of +1 before the Ryder Cup in order to give him a chance of contributing to the USA team. This would be the first time in his life he has had to have a handicap. As yet the European team has not commented on this idea but sources close to the team say that they are even considering giving Woods a +3 handicap to give the poor bloke a chance.

Caddy Steve Williams has also announced that he will carry beer and chips, like most hackers, for Woods if he continues to play in such a manner.