MASTERCHEF – WHEN WILL THIS SHOW END?
October 19, 2010 in Uncategorized
Australian Police are investigating the TV show Master Chef after complaints that the programme wont finish before 2015. The show is in its 20th week on our screen here in New Zealand but they have only just found the top 10 cooks. TV experts have dubbed the show ‘the never ending meal’ as day after day, week after week we are served up show after show of this Australian rubbish.
Experts closer to the show have revealed that a local scientist has proven that all known recipes will have been shown and tried before the show is scheduled to finish in late 2015. This has posed a large problem as it means the finale which involved a cook off between the remaining 2 contestants wont be able to be filmed as there is no available recipe. Rumours that Stephen Hawking is investigating and looking for another recipe from another time dimension have yet to be confirmed but this seems the only solution at this stage.
In more favourable news the show has been a real asset for the Australian Bureau for Illegal Immigrants. This government agency uses the TV show to show to illegal immigrants, many of whom arrive in ships along the northern coasts. The show is shown to those arriving in Australian and without exception the stowaways are back on their boat paddling wildly back to Indonesia within minutes.