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WELLINGTON PHOENIX FOR SALE

February 22, 2011 in FOOTBALL

This special property that will envelop you with its comfort, while continually frustrating you on a weekly basis. Built on a foundation of ‘kick and chase’ football, this club is perfect for the first time Football Club buyer or someone wanting to downsize into retirement. The current owner is extremely desperate to sell as he believed he was to rich to pay tax. Any offer will be seriously considered.

Built in 2006 this property has been extensively rebuilt every year and know boasts a playing rooster of 26 average footballers, each with ambitions beyond their ability. Over the last couple of years this property has been developed to be excellent in wet and soggy conditions, but can tend to bake and wither in the heat.

The successful purchaser will inherit New Zealand most conservative coach in the history of football as part of the chattels. As an added bonus this property comes with an excellent supporters group consisting of 350 ex British overweight labours who feel the need to take off their shirts after 80 minutes of most games.

Expressions of interest can by sent to any LJ Hooker office asap.
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