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The new advert for the newly formed Nabour Party

Saatchi and Saatchi advertising company have concluded a 3 month advertising project for the New Zealand Labour Party and come up with the following slogan;

Vote Nabour!! National finishes what Labour Starts.

A Saatchi and Saatchi spokesman said they spent weeks looking at a variety of different options but in the end this was the only one that fitted the bill. We looked at perhaps focusing on the working class, unions and even our dire education and health systems. However, in the end we concluded that National and Labour are pretty much together in running the country so we joined them together and came up with Nabour.

Apparently Phil Goff went to the advertising gurus a couple of months back in an attempt to stop the rot in the polls. He had been so concerned with how things were going he felt this was his only option. However, it was a young boy on work experience from his local High School who managed to convince Mr Goff that things were okay.

“National are doing your job Mr Goff, you have nothing to worry about.”

And who are we to argue. National has ignored the voters and kept the ‘anti smacking law’ and now they have passed Helen Clark’s flagship ETS which effectively means we are paying tax for something that most of the major countries haven’t signed up for and most people don’t think exists.

Sources out of New York say that Helen Clark was unable to go to work today due being absolutely speechless following the news that the ETS has now become law in New Zealand. In a strange twist of fate Helen Clark was unable to utter a single word and had to stay in doors as she was unable to order a taxi in the busy city of New York. She has reportedly sent John Key a beer in thanks for passing her bill.

John Key on the other hand was full of vocal praise for the ETS and even turned on the heater in his Office in Parliament to show that there will be no effect on the power costs.  “Talk like that is rubbish” he shouted as he turned his heater onto full and pointed it towards the open window. This was actually the first time in the last 10 weeks that John Key had had a private minute in his office, so busy has he been passing vital laws that stop our prisoners smoking and reading Women’s Weekly magazines. PM Key took this opportunity to praise the latest law.

“No longer will prisoners be able to smoke in our prisons or waste their time reading trashy magazines with Jason Gunn on the cover. Prisoners don’t deserve this right.  We campaigned hard on this prior to coming into power and I am pleased with the result.”

Key finished the impromptu press conference slightly early and failed to answer any questions. A government official explained that Key needed to rush to the petrol station and fill up his BMW prior to the petrol prices going through the roof over the next few days.