Dementia strikes again
February 18, 2010 in HUMOUR
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.
When an old Grandpa walked by.
And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.”
The old man said, “There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.”
One of the old Grandmas said, “Sure we can! – Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.”
Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn’t do it, he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, ”You’re 87 years old!”
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, “How in the world did you guess?”
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison…
“We were at your birthday party yesterday!”
Caleb Gabbie said on February 19, 2010
That is AWESOME!!!!! …by the way-you are NEVER coming to my birthday party Ozy!
Ozy Mandias said on February 21, 2010
Come on. Dont we share the same birthday?? We could do a combined birthday one day???
Saint said on February 25, 2010
very funny, Love that blog, reminds me of my grandmas, they in old peoples home and have dementa.
symptoms of dementia said on March 10, 2010
What’s the difference between dementia and Alzheimers? what is the difference? I think my father may be suffering one of these? does anyone know the warning signs? thanks
Ozy Mandias said on March 10, 2010
Alzheimers is a form of dementia. Dementia is a broad umbrella term for people losing their mind. Sorry I am no doctor so dont know the warning signs.