Best jokes in the World
November 19, 2009 in HUMOUR
The University of Hertfordshire recently concluded a research project to find the best jokes in the world. Here is the best in the world..
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
Not the best joke but can you do better
Christopher Heien said on November 19, 2009
funny joke
what do u call a man with no shins ?
Tony
(my dad)
Tyler mitchell said on November 19, 2009
dont drink and drive, you might spill some
hehehehehe
Javyn said on November 19, 2009
Why did the chicken cro WHAMMMM!!! never mind.
fergus said on November 19, 2009
knock
knock
…………..
interupting cow
interuptin moooooooooo g cow
regan said on November 19, 2009
there is a man and a presit in the car the man is driving then a vampie jumps out the man says to the presit show him your cross he winds the window down and says get off the road.
lucas said on November 19, 2009
Yo mama’s so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales
lucas said on November 19, 2009
Yo’ mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!
morgan said on November 19, 2009
q.why did the welia bin go to K.F.C
a.beacause he was welia hungry
Tyler mitchell said on November 19, 2009
so this blonde goes to a store and says “can i get that tv” the manager say “no mam we don’t sell to blondes”. so the blonde goes back home and dies her hair red. then she goes to the store and askes for the t.v the manager say “no mam we dont sell to blondes”. then she goes home again and dies her hair brown. she goes back and asks again for the t.v. the manager again says “no mam we don’t sell to blondes”. she goes home one last time and shaves her hair off. she returns to the store for the last time and says “can i buy that t.v.” the manager say “no mam we don’t sell to blondes”. then the blonde says: “i’ve asked for the t.v as a blonde then i died it red, went home and died it brown, you still said no so i shaved all my hair off! why can’t i have that t.v” well the manager says: ” bacause we don’t sell to blondes for one and for two that is a microwave mam
Daniel Lagerberg said on November 19, 2009
a Peice of string walked into a bar and asked
could i please have a beer, the bar tender said
no I dont serve peices of string so the peice
string walked out side and tied himself in a
knot and ruffled up his hair and walked back
in and asked again he said arnt you the peice
of string of string that came in before the peice
of string said no im a freighed knot!!!
lucas stovold 101 mtb 4 lyf said on November 19, 2009
Yo mama’s so stupid she sold her car to buy petrol
tom olorenshaw said on November 19, 2009
Doctor, Doctor! I’m going to die in 51 seconds!”
“I will be with you in a minute!”
george newman said on November 19, 2009
your mamma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car
.your mamma’s armpits are so hairy it looks like she has bob marley in a headlock
the janater said on November 19, 2009
what state of americ do people have small drinks
minasoda
george newman said on November 19, 2009
your mamma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
.your mamma’s armpits are so hairy it looks like she has bob marley in a headlock.
the janater said on November 19, 2009
the allblack selecters
the j said on November 19, 2009
the alblack selecters
the janater said on November 19, 2009
where do people like to be texded
texus
Daniel Lagerberg said on November 19, 2009
doctor docter i feel like a pack of card docter replies im just a docter go see the phsycyertrist he will deal with you
the janater said on November 19, 2009
I made all mien up my self
the janater said on November 19, 2009
patrick
george newman said on November 19, 2009
Q: A blond is going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Ozy Mandias said on November 19, 2009
And the winner is………. The Janater.
The jokes may not have been the best but he made them up himself!!!!
the janater said on November 19, 2009
what do yoy call a giy with a small dick
riched small
Mrs Mandias said on November 19, 2009
So this is what you do at school all day Mr Mandias!!!!!!!!!!
tommy said on November 19, 2009
your mammas so hairy the only landguege she speaks is wookie roar
Jonny King said on November 19, 2009
There’s a room full of Naked Clowns, how do you know which one is Ronald McDonald?
He’s the one with the sesame seed buns!
george newman said on November 19, 2009
your mamma is so dumb that she tried to drown a fish.
your mamma is so dumb she tried to throw a bird of of a cliff